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情色減肥法 （開玩笑的啦！） calorie burning chart
Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight.
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了
Look how many calories you can burn: 你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里:
(Men's version, but there are many common items) (以下雖是男性觀點,不過也有許多共同點 )
● TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服
With her agreement......................12 cal 經由她的同意12卡
Without her agreement...................187 cal 未經她的同意187卡
●TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩
With both hands...........................8 cal 用雙手8卡
With one hand.............................12 cal 用單手12卡
With one hand being slapped...............37 cal 用單手被拍打37卡
With the mouth............................85 cal 用嘴85卡
●PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套
With erection..............................6 cal 勃起時 6卡
Without erection..........................315 cal 未勃起時315卡
●PRELIMINARIES 第一次
Trying to find the clitoris...............8 cal 試著找到"入口" 8卡
Trying to find G spot.....................92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡
Without caring at all.....................0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡
●WHEN DOING IT 正在做的時候
Holding her up........................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡
●POSITIONS 姿勢
daddy-mummy...........................12 cal 一般式 12卡
69 laying.............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡
69 standing up......................112 cal 直立69式 112卡
Trolley.............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡
Italian chandelier..................912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡
●HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮
Real...........................112 cal 真的 112卡
Fake...........................315 cal 假的 315卡
●POST ORGASM 高潮之後
Staying in bed.................18 cal 還留在床上 18卡
Jumping off the bed............36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡
Explaining why he jumped off the bed..816 cal 解釋著為什麼他跳下床 816卡
●GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起
Between 16 and 19 years of age.....12 cal 16-19歲 12卡
from 20 to 29......................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡
from 30 to 39.....................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡
from 40 to 49.....................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡
from 50 to 59.....................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡
over 60...........................2916 cal 過了 60歲 2916卡
●PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服
Quietly.............................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32卡
Being in a hurry....................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98卡
With her husband opening the door..1218 cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218卡
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